
Install a bladder and a pair of shorts
so he can WET himself.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 12

Pool, beer-pong, WET T-shirt contests.
They're all out.
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 4

my Caddy is a K-9 unit's WET dream.
Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 13

I... I almost WET myself.
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 14

I need a tissue.
This one got WET.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 6