Install a bladder and a pair of SHORTS
so he can wet himself.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 12
And I'm wearing cargo SHORTS
under my pants.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 14
And who is that Japanese feline
I see frolicking on your SHORTS?
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 14
When I first met Howard, he'd pull
his scrotum out of his SHORTS and say:
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 19
Now take off your SHORTS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 2