It won't work. No way to MOUNT it.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 22
They'll MOUNT her pretty little head on a spike
right beside yours.
Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 3
The fires of Mount Doom?
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 17
a daughter of a lamb man
who was his to MOUNT.
Game of Thrones Season 1, Episode 8
...forged by Sauron in Mount Doom...
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 17